Travel log

What's going on?

Now, there's something wrong here! 

This is not where I was expecting to be: stuck in a strange stable block with some snooty mares! I was assured that I was on my way to see Two-legs, who would meet me with a long awaited bunch of grapes. Instead I have been put on rations. One hay net and a bucket of water a bunch a grapes does not make!

I've sent a crow off to find out what has went wrong with my travel arrangements...