Aisling Valentine's Getting Married

Benny, Aisling and me

I'm a pie-bald pony, which means I'm black and white.
I'm the only pony who can read and write.
Here's a photo of my friend Aisling
who's named after a saint
Valintine is her surname
and she loves me without constraint.

Aisling's ridden me quite often
without much success
I give her a fools' pardon
as she falls off me with some finesse!

I'm being a little bit cheeky
and I must apologise.
It's in my nature to be a bit naughty
and overly dramatise!

I know Aisling and her daughter, but not that poor Ian bloke.

He better like spending money and get used to being broke.
They are two special ladies who I rather like,
although Aisling's not much of a rider
and better on a bike!

Aisling

I'm a pie-bald pony and I have news for you.
Aisling's getting married and Ian's to say, "I do".
The crowd will be cheering when the deed is done;
and they will be off to have a life that's lovey
and maybe make another one!